Blogging is probably the closest I can get to practicing GP, so I figured I might as well use this free time I have to update and get down to actually writing something that is not related to the SAF.


I caught Land of The Lost some time ago, which was hilarious. The last time a show made me laugh so much was this particular episode of Family Guy, so that's pretty fucking long ago. Will Ferrell has the innate ability to make you laugh just by looking at you. And I thought Danny McBride combined very well with Will Ferrell. This show rocks so much, all should watch. No shit son.


I also caught Transformers, and apparently one of the Straits Times reviews gave it a half star. I don't know how the fuck it even got published, but Transformers was fucking awesome.

I read the review, and one of the criticisms was the poor camera angles. Homeboy here had a problem with the camera circling Sam and Mikayla during one of their lovey dovey scenes, saying it downplayed the emotional aspect of the scene.

I don't know about you but If you watch Transformers for the love story between Sam and Mikayla then maybe you should go eat a brinjal. It is and always will be about the robots and the insane CGI. It will be about Prime tearing Megatron apart and Bumblebee kicking shit out of The Fallen, and maybe Josh Duhammel shouting and pretending his guns stand a chance against Megatron just for the adrenalin rush.

Another thing about camera angles was that the cameras zoomed in too much during the robot fights. HELLO. Having insane CGI and then zooming out of the robots would be like getting a $1000 haircut and then wearing a beanie. If I wanted to look at the Robots kick shit from afar I can rent the 1994 Japan Gozilla movies and it would be EXACTLY THE SAME.

Review of The Transformers Review: 1 star

Moving on, despite winning the letter of the week in May, it is now July 24th and I still have no inkling of when I'll get my boots. I honestly don't know if I'll rather get the boots in 2012 or have Ashton Kutcher shout Punk'd in my face. At least I'll get an autograph on the spot. Now I'll not feel the kick of knowing that I won a prize and then getting it because it was so long ago.

Speakin of which, I'll end this post on a rather low note.

I failed my driving test.

And here's the line that comes out of all who fail their first driving test, let me just get it outta my system.

THE TESTER'S A FUCKING BITCH.

peace.